Thursday, April 5, 2007
Back Next Tuesday
Quick post to let you know that I will be traveling to Oregon tonight for Easter. I'll be back bloggin' on Tuesday. Sorry there was no post today, but I caught a nasty little malware that has stymied my blogging efforts until just now. And I've got a train to catch. Til Tuesday!
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
9th Degree
Sesion Golfa
Sorry about the delay in posting, it took me about a day to realize Comer Con Lilawas a dead site.
This blog makes me feel like: People in Spain are WAY too obsessed with American entertainment.
Another Spanish blog, another blog obsessing with American films. I think this makes me yearn for the olden days, before movies. I'd love to see someone dub or caption a theatrical performance.
That's all I have to say about that blog. I'd much rather focus on Comer Con Lila, because this introduced me to the coolest tool ever...Google Translator! This has to be one of the most entertaining web utilities I have ever seen. I love the authentic "Broken English" translation power. Check out these memorable quotes:
"What is the luxury? it is to buy a branch of fresh flowers in the boulevard of Barcelona, to escape a labor morning to give a stroll touched by the sun of the winter, is a bath of bubbles with your lover, to always have French mustard in the refrigerator and to perfume your favorite jersey with the subtle [essence] of chanel 5."
"If, we are fully urban, sibaritas, beings of the street, addict to the march, the trembling rate of the large cities, but sometimes, only when it is worth the trouble, we have our affairs with green mountains, the bucólicos small villages and the Hispanic fauna… we played Heidi."
I liked this idea so much that you can now translate my page to Spanish... I hope it comes out just as bad!
Back to the task at hand, I am going to http://elhilodepenelope.blogspot.com. My new translation skills tell me this is "The thread of Penelope". Sounds... Spanish. *sigh*
Sesion Golfa in one quote: "Peter Griffin es una bola de manteca despreciable y egoísta. Vive con su abnegada mujer, una hija adolescente con las hormonas disparadas, un hijo en la edad del pavo con el coeficiente intelectual de una gamba, un bebé maligno que sólo piensa en matar a su madre y habla como un literato, y un cínico perro parlante que es alcohólico."
Sesion Golfa in one quote (Google Translator version): "Peter Griffin is a despicable and egoistic butter ball. He lives with his self-sacrificing woman, an adolescent daughter with shot hormones, a son in the age of the turkey with the intellectual coefficient of a prawn, a malignant baby who think about killing his mother and only speak like a literato, and a cynical dog talking that is alcoholic."
Sorry about the delay in posting, it took me about a day to realize Comer Con Lilawas a dead site.
This blog makes me feel like: People in Spain are WAY too obsessed with American entertainment.
Another Spanish blog, another blog obsessing with American films. I think this makes me yearn for the olden days, before movies. I'd love to see someone dub or caption a theatrical performance.
That's all I have to say about that blog. I'd much rather focus on Comer Con Lila, because this introduced me to the coolest tool ever...Google Translator! This has to be one of the most entertaining web utilities I have ever seen. I love the authentic "Broken English" translation power. Check out these memorable quotes:
"What is the luxury? it is to buy a branch of fresh flowers in the boulevard of Barcelona, to escape a labor morning to give a stroll touched by the sun of the winter, is a bath of bubbles with your lover, to always have French mustard in the refrigerator and to perfume your favorite jersey with the subtle [essence] of chanel 5."
"If, we are fully urban, sibaritas, beings of the street, addict to the march, the trembling rate of the large cities, but sometimes, only when it is worth the trouble, we have our affairs with green mountains, the bucólicos small villages and the Hispanic fauna… we played Heidi."
I liked this idea so much that you can now translate my page to Spanish... I hope it comes out just as bad!
Back to the task at hand, I am going to http://elhilodepenelope.blogspot.com. My new translation skills tell me this is "The thread of Penelope". Sounds... Spanish. *sigh*
Sesion Golfa in one quote: "Peter Griffin es una bola de manteca despreciable y egoísta. Vive con su abnegada mujer, una hija adolescente con las hormonas disparadas, un hijo en la edad del pavo con el coeficiente intelectual de una gamba, un bebé maligno que sólo piensa en matar a su madre y habla como un literato, y un cínico perro parlante que es alcohólico."
Sesion Golfa in one quote (Google Translator version): "Peter Griffin is a despicable and egoistic butter ball. He lives with his self-sacrificing woman, an adolescent daughter with shot hormones, a son in the age of the turkey with the intellectual coefficient of a prawn, a malignant baby who think about killing his mother and only speak like a literato, and a cynical dog talking that is alcoholic."
Monday, April 2, 2007
8th Degree
Urban Sound System
This blog makes me feel like: the Thai hooker I got wasn't really a "she".
DAMNIT! Give me a break here! When I click on a link called Urban Sound System, I expect an English website!!! I didn't click on "Sistema de Sonido Urbano," did I? DID I !?!?!?!?
Ok, that's done. I'm better now. So anyways, it looks to me like this site covers indie bands. And "The Cure". Which was kind of an indie band in the 80s. Which explains Europe's fascination for this.
At least I have the honor of being the first commenter on this rather new site. Check them out if you speak the Spanish. Let me know how "The Cure" rates!.
Moving on, I decided I have had enough of the Spanish Independent Rock scene, so I'm moving on to the Spanish cuisine scene with Comer Con Lila. Yippee! April 3rd editor's note: Comer Con Lila turned out to be a "dead end" blog (No links to other blogs). So I'm off to Sesion Golfa instead.
On other topics, you may have noticed that a rather rude inbred shemale named Floyd has been leaving comments. You have to realize that Floyd is a cross between Rush Limbaugh and a thirteen year old delinquent who beats homeless people and peeps on his sister. To call Floyd useless would be an insult to the word "useless". While I could simply block Floyd and remove his comments, I believe everyone has a right to voice their opinions, even Floyd. If you wish to insult your eyes and affront your brain, you can check out his site here. Warning! Extreme language and nudity are the norm for this pit of excrement Floyd calls a site. And I'm not talking about the "Mountain Dew" type of "Extreme".
Urban Sound Machine's blog in one quote: Por motivos que no vienen al caso, esta es la mía: "Lovesong", The Cure. Disfrútenla.
This blog makes me feel like: the Thai hooker I got wasn't really a "she".
DAMNIT! Give me a break here! When I click on a link called Urban Sound System, I expect an English website!!! I didn't click on "Sistema de Sonido Urbano," did I? DID I !?!?!?!?
Ok, that's done. I'm better now. So anyways, it looks to me like this site covers indie bands. And "The Cure". Which was kind of an indie band in the 80s. Which explains Europe's fascination for this.
At least I have the honor of being the first commenter on this rather new site. Check them out if you speak the Spanish. Let me know how "The Cure" rates!.
Moving on, I decided I have had enough of the Spanish Independent Rock scene, so I'm moving on to the Spanish cuisine scene with Comer Con Lila. Yippee! April 3rd editor's note: Comer Con Lila turned out to be a "dead end" blog (No links to other blogs). So I'm off to Sesion Golfa instead.
On other topics, you may have noticed that a rather rude inbred shemale named Floyd has been leaving comments. You have to realize that Floyd is a cross between Rush Limbaugh and a thirteen year old delinquent who beats homeless people and peeps on his sister. To call Floyd useless would be an insult to the word "useless". While I could simply block Floyd and remove his comments, I believe everyone has a right to voice their opinions, even Floyd. If you wish to insult your eyes and affront your brain, you can check out his site here. Warning! Extreme language and nudity are the norm for this pit of excrement Floyd calls a site. And I'm not talking about the "Mountain Dew" type of "Extreme".
Urban Sound Machine's blog in one quote: Por motivos que no vienen al caso, esta es la mía: "Lovesong", The Cure. Disfrútenla.
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